Every day there was something about Modern Youth, but the best veshch they ever had in the old gazetta was by some starry pop in a doggy collar who said that in his considered opinion and he was govoreeting as a man of Bog IT WAS THE DEVIL THAT WAS ABROAD and was like ferreting his way into like young innocent flesh, and it was the adult world that could take the responsibility for this with their wars and bombs and nonsense. So that was all right. So he knew what he talked of, being a Godman. So we young innocent malchicks could take no blame. Right right right. When I'd gone erk erk a couple of razzes on my full innocent stomach, I started to get out day platties from my wardrobe, turning the radio on. There was music playing, a very nice malenky string quartet, my brothers, by Claudius Birdman, one that I knew well. I had to have a smeck, though, thinking of what I'd viddied once in one of these like articles on Modern Youth, about how Modern Youth would be better off if A Lively Appreciation Of The Arts could be like encouraged. Great Music, it said, and Great Poetry would like quieten Modern Youth down and make Modern Youth more Civilized. Civilized my syphilised yarbles. Music always sort of sharpened me up, O my brothers, and made me feel like old Bog himself, ready to make with the old donner and blitzen and have vecks and ptitsas creeching away in my ha ha power. And when I'd cheested up my litso and rookers a bit and done dressing (my day platties were like student-wear: the old blue pantalonies with sweater with A for Alex) I thought here at last was time to itty off to the disc-bootick (and cutter too, my pockets being full of pretty polly) to see about this long-promised and long-ordered stereo Beethoven Number Nine (the Choral Symphony, that is), recorded on Masterstroke by the Esh Sham Sinfonia under L. Muhaiwir. So out I went, brothers. The day was very different from the night. The night belonged to me and my droogs and all the rest of the nadsats, and the starry bourgeois lurked indoors drinking in the gloopy worldcasts, but the day was for the starry ones, and there always seemed to be more rozzes or millicents about during the day, too. I got the autobus from the corner and rode to Center, and then I walked back to Taylor Place, and there was the disc-bootick I favoured with my inestimable custom, O my brothers. It had the gloopy name of MELODIA, but it was a real horrorshow mesto and skorry, most times, at getting the new recordings. I walked in and the only other customers were two young ptitsas sucking away at ice-sticks (and this, mark, was dead cold winter and sort of shuffling through the new pop-discs--Johnny Burnaway, Stash Kroh, The Mixers, Lay Quit Awhile With Ed And Id Molotov, and all the rest of that cal).
Иль наглою, безнравственной, мишурной
Тебя в Москве журналы прозовут,
Или Газетою Литературной
Ты будешь призвана на барский суд, -
Ведь нынче время споров, брани бурной.
Друг на друга словесники идут,
Друг друга жмут, друг друга режут, губят
И хором про свои победы трубят.
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Читатель, можешь там глядеть на всех,
Но издали и смейся то над теми,
То над другими. Верх земных утех
Из-за угла смеяться надо всеми.
Но сам в толпу не суйся... или смех
Плохой уж выйдет: шутками однеми
Тебя как шапками и враг и друг,
Соединясь, все закидают вдруг.
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Тогда давай бог ноги... Потому-то
Здесь имя подписать я не хочу.
Порой я стих повертываю круто,
Все ж, видно, не впервой я им верчу,
А как давно? того и не скажу-то.
На критиков я еду, не свищу.
Как древний богатырь - а как наеду...
Что ж? поклонюсь и приглашу к обеду.
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Покамест можете принять меня
За старого, обстрелянного волка
Или за молодого воробья,
За новичка, в котором мало толка.
У вас в шкапу, быть может, мне, друзья,
Отведена особенная полка,
А может быть, впервой хочу послать
Свою тетрадку в мокрую печать.
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Когда б никто меня под легкой маской
(По крайней мере долго) не узнал!
Когда бы за меня своей указкой
Другого строго критик пощелкал,
Уж то-то б неожиданной развязкой
Я все журналы после взволновал!
Но полно, будет ли такой мне праздник?
Нас мало. Не укроется проказник.
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А вероятно, не заметят нас,
Меня, с октавами моими купно.
Однако ж нам пора. Ведь я рассказ
Готовил - а шучу довольно крупно
И ждать напрасно заставляю вас.
Язык мой враг мой: все ему доступно,
Он обо всем болтать себе привык!..
Фригийский раб, на рынке взяв язык,